"Julian was in Tokyo. He flew 12-hours nonstop (actually, 12 hours 53 minutes, but you get the drift) to make Logan’s birthday. He gave him a laptop. It was the kind of laptop that’s specifically made to handle and manipulate audio recordings and stuff." - Alfalfa Academy Website (Warblerland)
MAMA CP, WAIT. IS THAT THE LAPTOP LOGAN BROKE. THE ONE HE KEPT TRYING TO FIX HIMSELF INSTEAD OF BUYING A NEW ONE.
BECAUSE HE LIKED THAT ONE.
if you think julian “let me jump out of this window” larson won’t make sure he has the biggest “sup fucks i’m alive” entrance in the world, we’re going to need to have a talk. because that drama queen is probably buying the fog machine and unicorn he will ride in on as we speak.
WHY…does this sound so PLAUSIBLE?!?!?!?? XDDDDDDDD